Incident Report

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My partner and I were overtaking someone in the fast lane of the M27 - okay, we were doing about 75 - when this leather clad thug on a red motor bike roared up behind and seemed anxious to get into the boot of our car. He flashed his lights to get past, but as I was unable to respond directly he thought it would be clever to terrorise us for the next 10 miles. First he undertook us, roared in front and slammed his brakes on so that I had to brake sharply to avoid hitting him (I was tempted not to bother). He then wove in and out of the traffic, changing from fast to middle lane, preventing me from passing him, slamming on his brakes and behaving like the prize tosspot he so clearly was. Added to this was a generous display of middle finger raising, arm waving and leaning back on his steed so that we could marvel at just how close he was to the missing link between humans and apes. Having tired of his games, and having pissed off just about every driver on the road, he roared away at about 120 mph. If it s any consolation, we reported the tosser to the police and hopefully they should popping round to do absolutely nothing round about now.....